December 2011
42 posts
Me: My arm hurts.
Mom: It's the computer.
Me: My eyes hurt.
Mom: It's the computer.
Me: I have a nosebleed.
Mom: It's the computer.
Me: I have a fever.
Mom: Are you sure it's not the heat from the computer?
Me: I'm pregnant.
Mom: Its the computer.
8 tags
Getting a bad grade in your best subject
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
7 tags
“خدوهم فقرا يغنيكم ربنا”
– مثل مصري (via broadcastlife)
9 tags
4 tags
9 tags
ivan89:
فؤاد عبد المجيد - يا غريب
8 tags
“*والله لا تَنالونَ ما تُحبونْ
إلا بتَركِ ما تشتَهونْ ،، ولا تُدرِكونْ ما...”
– (via vkoko)
“Only people who are capable of loving strongly can also suffer great sorrow, but...”
– Leo Tolstoy (via girlwithoutwings)
“When you love a woman you are never sure-never sure of her because you aren’t...”
– East of Eden by John Steinbeck (via quote-book)
